Just Shut Up About Irony

The battle is lost. Ninety percent of the population now uses the word incorrectly. That means by rights it has a new definition and now everyone is correct after all. Isn't that swell? All that fighting over nothing. Just another lost word. Just another lost, noble, useful word that once held it's head high and soared with Icarus in the heavens, praise His Holy Name! No reason to give up on humanity. No reason to feel downhearted. Plenty of room for everyone in this word.