Thursday, July 13, 2006

In Which, Being Angry, I Use Bad Language

So American Floyd Landis has taken the lead from France's Cyril Dessel in the Tour de France. Between this and the World Cup, French men must be vomiting in their nutsacks by now. I'm not even going to describe what French women are doing. Maybe now the French will realize their real purpose in life is making movies and get back to it.

In another great event for America, expect police to start barging into your homes and lookin' for stuff after the recent Supreme Court ruling regarding permissible evidence. Nice to have Alito and Roberts continue to take the All-Powerful-Government baton from a gasping Bush. If all goes well, America will have Frankenbush making scary 5-4 decisions on the Supreme Court and in your homes for a good 20 more years.

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